The Sweet Pea Chronicles

Following the announcement of her candidacy last week, Camille has been swarmed by paparazzi.

British and American tabloids have their top people on the Camille story, but were only able to get this picture of her as she was in her limousine leaving a meeting with campaign advisors.

While she would like more time to properly check into her V.P. choice, Camille is confident in her picks for some members of her future administration.

Camille would like to announce that she has two confirmed Cabinet members ready to join her team, who are pictured in a campaign photo below:

 

• Daddy will serve as the Secretary of Homeland Improvement, and additionally serve as Rear Admiral to the Diaper Brigade.
• Mommy will serve as the Secretary of the Department of Milk and Cuddling Services.

Both have weeks of experience in their field, more than enough to provide the necessary services to grow America’s future.

Somewhere between grunting, cooing, and making funny noises … Camille declared her intent to run for President of the United States last night.

Camille’s `Grow America’ Plan consists of:

• We promise a bottle in every mouth, a rattle in every hand, and a bouncy chair for all.
• A return to classy politics, no more airing of dirty linens.
• The introduction of `Playpen Economics’ to revitalize the economy.

Now is not the time for bold changes or risky leaps, rather we attempt to move America forward through baby steps.

In ‘44, Vote for Camille.